Sunday, April 9, 2017

Lame Jokes
Here's sharing with you some lame jokes that I post on Facebook, once a day. So instead of creating multiple posts, I'll constantly update this post with new ones I post up as I curate them from my social media page. If you think you have some lame jokes that's so funny that it deserved to have a place on the Interweb, just share with us by commenting below.

Q. What do you call Pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds

I have a girlfriend and she is in another nation. ....


I always wondered where the sun went at night - this morning it dawned on me!

Are you a Banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I dropped my phone off the top of KL Tower but why didn't it touch the ground?

Because my phone was in airplane mode.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

What is a pig's favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!

You wanna hear a joke about construction?

Wait... I'm still working on it.

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around

had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

Where do I keep all my dad jokes?

The dadabase!

What's Forrest Gump's password?


Son: Dad! I was thinking....

Me: Oh! ... No wonder I smell something burning....

How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

Frog goes 'ribbit, ribbit'.

A horny toad goes "Rub it! Rub it!".

What do you call a person without a body and a nose?

Nobody Knows!!!

Why did the cow run away from the date?

Because it was such a COWard! 

Want to hear a joke about Sheep?

Nevermind, it's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. 

If a Lame Joke is funny, is it still considered Lame?

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  1. It is a very nice collection of funny dirty jokes. These kind of jokes are very good for the health. Keep Continue to sharing.


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