Sunday, April 9, 2017

Lame Jokes
Here's sharing with you some lame jokes that I post on Facebook, once a day. So instead of creating multiple posts, I'll constantly update this post with new ones I post up as I curate them from my social media page. If you think you have some lame jokes that's so funny that it deserved to have a place on the Interweb, just share with us by commenting below.



Q. What do you call Pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds



I have a girlfriend and she is in another nation. ....

 Imagination....


I always wondered where the sun went at night - this morning it dawned on me!



Are you a Banana? Because I find you a peeling.



Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.



I dropped my phone off the top of KL Tower but why didn't it touch the ground?

Because my phone was in airplane mode.



Need an ark? I Noah guy.



What is a pig's favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!



You wanna hear a joke about construction?

Wait... I'm still working on it.



I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around



had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.



Where do I keep all my dad jokes?

The dadabase!



What's Forrest Gump's password?

1forrest1



Son: Dad! I was thinking....

Me: Oh! ... No wonder I smell something burning....



How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

Frog goes 'ribbit, ribbit'.

A horny toad goes "Rub it! Rub it!".



What do you call a person without a body and a nose?

Nobody Knows!!!


Why did the cow run away from the date?

Because it was such a COWard! 


Want to hear a joke about Sheep?

Nevermind, it's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad. 




If a Lame Joke is funny, is it still considered Lame?

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1 comments:

  1. It is a very nice collection of funny dirty jokes. These kind of jokes are very good for the health. Keep Continue to sharing.

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