Q. What do you call Pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds
I have a girlfriend and she is in another nation. ....
I always wondered where the sun went at night - this morning it dawned on me!
Are you a Banana? Because I find you a peeling.
Today a man asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I dropped my phone off the top of KL Tower but why didn't it touch the ground?
Because my phone was in airplane mode.
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
What is a pig's favourite ballet?
You wanna hear a joke about construction?
Wait... I'm still working on it.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around
had a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Where do I keep all my dad jokes?
What's Forrest Gump's password?
Son: Dad! I was thinking....
Me: Oh! ... No wonder I smell something burning....
How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Frog goes 'ribbit, ribbit'.
A horny toad goes "Rub it! Rub it!".
What do you call a person without a body and a nose?
Why did the cow run away from the date?
Because it was such a COWard!
If a Lame Joke is funny, is it still considered Lame?